didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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