do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I have tasted many bathrooms
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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