Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
as a side note pls kill me
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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