we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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