it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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