brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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