all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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