whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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