He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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