I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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