BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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