did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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