why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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