the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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