Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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