ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
