just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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