I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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