So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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