No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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