your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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