I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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