weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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