i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We talked him into tasing himself.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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