how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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