Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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