Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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