i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
ttyl tear gas
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
