Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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