Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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