Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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