Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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