Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We are all done wearing pants today
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Randomize
