just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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