I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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