he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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