i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
sarcasm needs its own font
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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