You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I just want nice things and good sex
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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