found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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