so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
No stitches, just platelets and will power
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just had sex on a roof
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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