Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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