Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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