I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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