he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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