Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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