Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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