He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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