Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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