You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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