She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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